Swift to forget.....

by eyes_opened 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • TR
    TR

    Venice,

    Rock abye Freddyyy in the Kingdom Hall,
    when the WTS crumbles poor Fredy will fall!
    Down will come doctrines, and all those false hopes
    but we'll still be here to ex-pose the hoax!

    I love it!

    howz 'bout,

    Rock abye baaaby, who's name is Fred Hall,
    the girls don't like him, they say he's too small,
    when he's excited, he starts to get wood,
    but poor little Freddy, his wang is no good.

    TR

  • Tina
    Tina

    lol funny thread here......
    Here ya go Ven!
    A variation on my Freddy Franz rap(got fredhall) lol

    Give this some rhythm ,like yer rappin now.....heheh

    "I'm fab Freddy Hall
    And I'm here to say,
    I read a new
    watchtower
    ev-er-y day
    I don't take blood,
    I play with puppets
    Gonna jump on my train
    And hit some muppets('postate ass,dontchya know?)
    Yeah! Kick It!!

    Ps, Tr-you're too good there lol,loved it!! Tina Kickin it Class

  • emyrose
    emyrose

    Venice, brillant timing, composing and follow-up!
    Are you an artist of some sort?
    Emyrose

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    thanks emy, but um no it just rymed and fit the tune!

    Ven

  • TR
    TR

    Tina,

    very cool rap!

    I'll try one;

    Yo, YO! Wassup, shake some booty
    kick it yo, I'm Freddy and fruity
    goin' to a meetin', gonna take a beatin'
    Yo the truth, ain't it kinda fleetin'?
    Gonna sit my big butt down in a chair,
    Gettin' kinda stiflin' in d' KH air.
    Be goin' out in service, peddlin' my rags,
    beatin' on doors, talkin' to ol' hags.
    I'm a homophobe, avoidn' d' fags.
    Yo, lunchtime! takin' a break
    dontcha know, my religions a fake!

    TR

  • Tina
    Tina

    Hiyas Tr
    Lol very good! funny too lol.

    Hey aren't you sposed to be practicing death metal for our apostate convention? lol,cheers,Tina

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