Former JW kids, how did you survive the endless hours of meetings?
When I was a kid the part of that Kingdum song that goes "Help Men Feed on Christ The Living Bread" always made me think of some poor anthropomorphic slice of pumpernickel being devoured by people in dress clothes. Ok, it still does.
Another one that gave me a laugh was one of the by-lines at the top of the older NWT. They always had little descriptions of what was going on at the top of each page of the bible. sometimes they ran out of space and had to get creative. My favorite was:
JOHN BEHEADED 5,000 FED
And of course any sexual reference was a hoot. Making odd faces at the poor brother trying to trudge through "With her breasts may you be intoxicated at all times/a lovable hind and a charming mountain goat/"
What stuff did you find especially funny?