New Years Resolutions

by cognac 27 Replies latest jw friends

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  cognac

  Celebrate now your cooking cognac, I like this idea. More sex, what do you suggest, that I invest in a vibrator?

  
  

  oh, that reminds me... I do want to learn how to cook... I have no idea how to count calories and all that crap. All I do is jog and not stop.... 😂😂😂😂

  
  

  hmmmmm, vibrator.... I don't have a ton of experience with those. I think it's a good idea. Do this... Go to the sex store, buy a ton of stuff. Try them all and report back with your findings... Actually, I should do this too and then we can compare notes, lol.
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  Sabin

  LOL, I just put that on another thread. Your on.
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  talesin

  The "Rabbit" is supposed to be quite the toy! Careful, though, as you can see, Charlotte needed an intervention. *snickers*

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYDZiqKh_s
  
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  cognac

  I forgot one thing...

  Go out dancing much more. Like, right away. Forgot how much I loved it.
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  _Morpheus

  i resolve to cut the drama from my life :)
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  Esmeralda001

  1.gain a few pounds

  2. Avoid negativity

  3. Read the bible on a daily basis

  4. Get my first car.
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  DarioKehl

  I need to be more selfish
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  PlatinumFix

  @Esmeralda - Amen to get 1st car - VW golf or polo have fully decided which. What you thinking about getting Esmer? I'll stay away from Fiats and Citroens parts too expensive in UK :)
  
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  PlatinumFix

  Apologies cognac I didn't know you started a similar thread
  
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  paul from cleveland

  Haha, Cognac, I want to do almost the opposite of you. Spend more time at home, gain weight, work less, and stop celebrating holidays out of a sense of obligation. Number 5 is good though.