** NEW LIGHT!!**

by kairos 8 Replies latest social humour

  • kairos



    That's a thing. Not new, of course.
    I just felt like shouting it from the housetop.

    ( don't forget the worldwide work, friends... )

  • OnTheWayOut

    If ever (and I won't let it ever be) I am cornered into discussing things with the elders, no matter what they say about doctrine or beliefs or my course of action, I will reply:

    "Well, that's subject to the overlap."

    It will make as much sense as whatever they claim is subject to the overlap.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    I would like to put the governing body "over my lap" and give them a damn good spanking!
  • 4thgen
    Hello Kairos! Good one!
  • careful
    I'm sure they'd love overlapping donations! Wait a minute... isn't that what they've been doing? Hmmm... is this a planned subliminal thing? Teach them overlapping generations and hope it will go over into overlapping donations?
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    My overlapping donations to WT are invisibly present.

    I'm gonna call that a thing, too

  • kairos
    Invisible donations? Yeah, I'm on board for that!!
    I'll give it all!!
  • prologos

    reminds me of a fundraising in a little Pentecostal church, they put the platter in front, near the lectern, and did one lap of contributing, counted, it was not enough, so, the members did another lap around the front. not enough!-- another lap.

    Witnesses will not get over all these laps, sadly, they are still lapping it up.

  • purrpurr
    Good thought! If I ever get asked why I'm not donating I will say I am but its an over lapping donation!

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