This War Could Put A Crimp In WT Prophecy

by ColdRedRain 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • Erich

    You do not understand what really happens

    After this gulf war II, the cleft between US (and some allied countries) and a euo-asian group (including Russia, China, and most of the poor countries) will get deeper and wider than before. The euro-asian alliance will trust on the UN, and will strengthen its power. As a result of this gulf war II against Iraq, the world of muslime will get destabilized. In the first time after this disaster, the US-troops will play a role in resolving this problem, but when getting out of control, the US will leave this region completely (like in somalia, as you remember).

    Because the mentioned euro-asian alliance will be consequently the only instrument to enforce law and order in this part of the world, they had to act militarily, and they will become the new "king of the north" as prophesied in the bible. Finally, this euro-asian alliance will take measures against the US-alliance. The ideological roots of the euro-asian alliance are atheistic, and they hate messianism and zionism proclaimed by fundamentalistic war-mongering religious US-groups. Because they are in fear of a unilateral global US-imperium too, ultimately this will lead into the war of armageddon. All religious groups, with exception of those who totally reject war service and stand off, will be destroyed.


  • m0nk3y

    Well seeming as you have it so worked out then you should send it to the WTS or a Film Studio or somthing and then when it's another failed prophecy by the WTS then you can take the fall and they can come up with a new theory .. and btw enjoy looking forward to Armageddon. m0nk3y

  • m0nk3y

    Oh by the way, while your looking into your crystal ball can you tell me if I get any sex tonight ? .. just asking. Oh and also am I getting the 'special present' for Christmas ? Oh and lastly can you ask why you know exactly whats going to happen even when it says in the bible that it will catch everyone off guard ? Thanks in advance .. m0nk3y

  • dedalus
    these potatoes are so good



  • Gamaliel

    sixofnine, neonmadman,

    The April 1 [Fool's] issue of the Watchtower made some key points about the King of the North [Dakota] ...

    Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
    There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon ...
    Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    ....[and about his girl]
    Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
    But everyone knew her as Nancy.
    Now she and her man who called himself Dan
    Were in the next room at the hoe down
    Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
    To help with good Rocky's revival.

    In the "Lost Watchtower Tapes," from a recently discovered IBSA recording session in the 1960s London Branch Office:

    In its first fulfillment, Rocky, whom we can now confidently identify as the "King of the North", is shown to be from the "mountain hills." The expression "mountain hills" has often been criticized by modern day, so-called scholars, who point out that the writer appears to be confused about the difference between a hill and a mountain. Of course the original Hebrew word translated "hill" appears not as the usual "tel" (e.g., Tel-Aviv) but "har" which can refer to anything from a valley (e.g., Har-Mageddon, Mountain or Valley of Megiddo) on up to the tallest mountain, as we see in Mt. Hairy-Rat (or Ararat), where Noah's ark came to rest after the floodwaters subsided. The association with Hairy Rat is an important one, because the Hebrew word for Racoon uses the same root as the word for "hairy rat." In fact, the Aramaic word "ra'ca" (which means when translated, "you dirty rat") is the same word which Jesus used in the Sermon on the Mount (Aramaic, tel). The word is usually censored, and has, in fact, been replaced with the expression "an unspeakable word of contempt" in the New World Translation.

    Undoubtedly, therefore, the association with Gideon places the King of the North in the land of Midian which was once mountainous, but was no doubt washed away in the flood of Noah's day. The association with a girl named Magil, apparently is a reference to false worship of Lil or Lilith in the land of Gog and Magog. Clearly, the northern tribe of Dan must also have been influenced by the same false worship.

    To understand the modern-day fulfillment, it should be clear that Rocky, through this association with "the highest mountains" is attempting to place himself on the same level as Zion, the mountain of Jehovah. The "revival" spoken of here is therefore obviously a misconception that Satan the Devil, the "father of the lie," has used to try to ensnare Jehovah's people. To identify the true King of the North in our day, we only need look at the overwhelming evidence of geography. If we look at the longitudinal lines running through Mt. Ararat, Mt. Megiddo, Midian and Magog (and the Dakotas) and take the line as far north as possible, we would reach the North Pole. Clearly, then Jehovah's favored people can confidently identify the King of the North as none other than Santa Claus.

    Gamaliel, who knows how to run an inside joke into the ground...

    (from the "I vaguely remember that some translations actually do put the word 'raca' in the Sermon on the Mount" class)

  • NeonMadman

    Brilliant, Gamaliel! Simply brilliant!!

  • FlowerPower

    Dedalus, Your'e a scream! We're rolling over here! FP

  • happysunshine

    Its already bent dude!

  • DIM

    I don't really see the UN going away, just possibly being an organization with much less power. Of course, if factions of Sadaams regime survive, doesn't this raise the possibility of civil war in Iraq in the future?

  • gumby
    they say that the UN will dissolve or never again be like it once was.

    Oh... that will be no problem for the dubs to get around. They have gotten around harder shit than that........such as the generation change. They smoothly got around missing who the King of the North was and they will get around this one.

    They could simply say an adjustment has been made and say it was not the "League of nations that died and rose again as the UN.........rather it is the UN who will seemingly die.......but WILL rise again. Mindless dubs have no trouble in these types of adjustments when they are not directly affected.


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