Nothing but a waste of my time, after the first one. The dramas were lousy acting, and they only got worse as time went by. And now, the videos are just as lousy. About the best part is where the videos on tv-dot-jw-dot-org start blocking, which is the digital equivalent of snow. Those symposiums were also quite lousy.
As for the crapmorial, that was a complete waste of time. We get to the building, usually an hour early, and waste time waiting for the talk. Getting moved around is common. You get a boring 45 minute talk, pass the plate of stale crackers and glass of spoiled grape juice, and then they have to exit quickly for the next congregation. What a mess.
If our crapmorial was second, it was just as bad. Parking was a disaster, and you had to settle down fairly quickly. Then, afterward, it could be as late as 11 PM before leaving the wastefest. If it was a school night, try telling children it is OK to flunk a test for this stupidity. By the way, I believe (by looking at the moon calendar) that the festival will be April 10 after sundown because that's 14 days after the new moon.
If only the power would go off and the emergency lighting would crap out during one of these events, it might be funny.