Resorted to Prayer

by Beans 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Beans
    Beans

    Our lager,

    Which art in barrels,

    Hallowed be thy drink.

    Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),

    At home as it is in the Tavern.

    Give us this day our foamy head,

    And forgive us our spillages,

    As we forgive those who spill against us.

    And lead us not to incarceration,

    But deliver us from hangovers.

    For thine is the beer,

    The bitter and the lager.

    Forever and ever,

    BEANS

    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey beans,how can I tell your Canadian?..A prayer for beer,LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • SLOAN
    SLOAN

    ((((((((((((((((((((((BEANSY)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like our kind of prayer eh!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    So are you supposed to say this prayer everytime you open a can of beer...and do a penance of say? 12 or so?? Hee hee!

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    I noticed at the apostofest that Beans is in good physical shape. It must come from exercise, doing all those 12 ounce curls. Bug

  • manon
    manon

    You forgot to say amen.

  • dottie
    dottie

    Amen Overbeer

    Dottie

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    BEANS...I recited that prayer..and guess what happened afterwards?

    I went to the Beer Store, and picked up a 6 pack of Walkerville Lager (Windsor, Ontario) after that prayer, and I feel better already.

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    So if you recite this prayer before you drink the beer,,,,,,,, will you not suffer from a hangover??

  • Xena
    Xena

    do you say Amen??? or do you just burp???

    another tough question for the overbeer class.....

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