Just random questions for the book Questions Old People Ask
When can I stop donating my last penny every month to the WT?
When can I have sex with no guilty conscience due to WT teachings?
When can I make my own decisions, I am 72 now and feel ready to ?
When can I have a lie in on Sunday, since WT closed local KH The one, we all built and paid for, nearest meeting is now miles away and means getting up even earlier?
When can we stop paying for our KH, we had no debts, when, ever, in the New Order?
What happened to the New Order, New World Society, Bible Students, where did they go?
When can my mind stop flip-flopping teaching, type and anti. Type, just about learned them All and now gone, generation... need help as have no idea what this is and cannot raise subject as I am bound to be wrong. Actually, conversations with other JWs now have no comments on our beliefs as they change so often. Am I still of the anointed or am I one of faithful slave class or just one of the cleaners at KH.
When is it safe to take ear plugs out, not in world, but at meetings?
Am I old enough to go to College yet, getting tired of Window Cleaning.
When can I have more than one person (me) at my house without it being a rave?
At elders meetings, When can I stop listening to my music on earphone and join in with the other drunks
My first wrist watch, still wear it, cost £5, after a lifetime of service when do I collect and from where, my Rolex, like all the big boys wear?
When do I get all my wasted years back?
Is it OK to have children yet, seem to remember we were told not to long ago?
Then again , is it OK to get married yet, or should I wait for the new order?
I worry, that my lifetimes experience of winDow Cleaning will be no use in the Paradise, should I learn something else? Toilet cleaning?
Then again, so many lost opportunities, lost joy, companionship, family etc, am I best just still doing what the GB says, fromthe side of their mouths, is GB3 just around the corner, will The Helpers sort this all out or are the pigs flying again outside my window. they have been a wonderful sight over the years ....leading me on by the hook in my nose, promises, promises, all sounds wonderful but my eye getting dim, how long now to 1975 please? Someone ?.....Anyone ?.......Hello... anyone there?..