Proverbs 27:14." A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day". Love it!!!
Proverbs 27:14 "He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning
it will be counted a curse to him". Don't you just hate that, waking up with someone
screaming in your ear.
2 Kings 2:23-24 Don't make fun of the bald guy, you might become dinner for a bear. I'm half bald.
Proverbs 31:6 Hell if you are going to die you may as well have a beer and get drunk out of your mind.
2 Samuel 10:4 I wonder about the term "man I saw ED on the street and his was down on his luck, "his ass
was out". David's servants shaved off half of their beards, cut off their garments in the middle
at their buttocks, and sent them away with their ass out.
1 Samuel 5:9 God gave old and young hemorrhoids. You have to love this guy. If you want to stop a
war, give people hemorrhoids.