Joke that made me laugh

ScoobySnax

This bloke walks into a pub with a steering wheel hanging out of his flies (zipper), so the barman goes..."'ere mate did you know you got a steering wheel hanging out of your flies?" Yeah replies the bloke, ....its driving me nuts! Boom Boom!
Dansk

Made me laugh, too, scoob. Ha Ha!
Ed

Here's one I overheard on a bus years ago, it still makes me laugh when I think about it:
What's the difference between a meta-yuhgi and a combine harvester?
...huh?
I said, what's the difference between a meta-yuhgi and a combine harvester?
What the f**k's a meta-yuhgi?
[in a Yogi Bear voice] I dunno, Booboo !