Lisbon is the capital of Portugal. I knew that. I learnt that in grade 2.
Are The Brits Getting Dumber?
by Englishman 37 Replies latest social entertainment
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Big Tex
Oversexed, overpaid and over here, eh Eman?
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Englishman
Some more just up..
BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show
Wood: What “K” could be described as the Islamic Bible?Contestant: Er...
Wood: It’s got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...Contestant: (Silence)Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked?Fifteen-To-One, C4
William G Stewart: Which cathedral town on the river Severn shares its name with the sauce used in a Bloody Mary?
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Matty
LOL! I love watching the "Jay Walking" segments on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, I think he should come over here and do the same and show how thick we are too!
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xjw_b12
Every Baseball Fan knows "Catcher in the Rye " was written by former MLB catcher Bob Uecker, who as rumor has it, liked to drink a lot of whiskey !
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Englishman
More from Private Eye:
Steve Wright Radio 2
Wright: Which legendary blood-sucking creature was created by Bram Stoker?Contestant: The leech.
Wright: The anchovy belongs to which family of fish?
Contestant: Kipper.Blind Date, ITV
Girl: Name a book written by Jane Austen.
Boy: Charlotte Brontë.
(She picked him anyway.)Englishman.
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ozziepost
I've done it! I've found a 'soul mate' who likes Private Eye! Well done, Mike. Keep reading, mate.
Ozzie
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Irreverent
I don't know. The Brits gave us Monty Python and Benny Hill.
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Trauma_Hound
Only Tony Blair, I mean he is following a complete idiot.
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RAYZORBLADE
It's the fine ales, I'm sure of it.
Blame the booze.