Guys: What is your ideal girl like? (page 2)

Mac

She is: intelligent, insightful, unpredictable, strongwilled, keen, interesting, nice looking, onfident, a bit proud, equal, neither submissive nor dominant.

Ditto that, add a sense of humor and you've pretty much got her pegged.

mac

Farkel

The ideal woman is a filthy rich, toothless nymphomaniac who is deaf and dumb.

Farkel

WildHorses

toothless nymphomaniac

Oh you naughty boy. LOL So, I wonder what kind of woman would be willing to have all her teeth removed for you, Farkel. And, what would she be getting in return.? LMAO

DanTheMan

tiny (I like the 90 lb. variety - I'm a small guy)

non-combative, but stimulating

lots of touchy-touchy

sociable (to make up for my lack)

Caucasian

Dan, who is still looking too

Crazy151drinker

An innocent slut

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt805.html

Ok a few ground rules:

Must be able to read and preferably write although spelling is not crucial

Must have a brain and be able to use it

No Bitchy Attitude

Her ass cannot be wider than my shoulders

She cannot weigh more than me (hello, I weigh 220 lbs)

She cannot bench press more than me (285+ lbs)

She cannot have more hair than me on her face, ass, legs, or armpits

Preferably a non-smoker

Not a crack addict

If she has a kid, the father cannot be her father or a cousin

Must have teeth.

NeonMadman

She'd be the most wonderful woman in the world. Good thing I'm already married to her.

MrMoe

Farkel stop eyeing my teeth like that, ur creepin' me out man *hides*

animal

Gotta be willing to ride me or the bike.. on a whim or a moments notice.

Thats it.

Animal

not interested

for me she would have to be:

under 7' tall

have hair

and eyes

and be able to count to 10

know the difference between a fullback and a quarter back

and how to change a flat tire

and last but not least she should know the difference between a twist off and a pop off

I think that the ideal lady is 5 foot 6 inches, tall, weighs 130 pounds, has blond hair, brown eyes, a beautiful smile, has lived in the US for six years, and speaks with a Russian accent. She has a keen desire to learn and to experience new things. She knows what it is like to live under an authoritarian government, and thus appreciates the freedom that America, her adopted country, offers. She is warm and affectionate. She is proud of her culture and likes to share it with others. She is a good cook, but always enjoys a dinner out. She is thrifty, but is generous with family members who were left behind in poverty. What more can I say?

Sincerely,

Athanasius

Guys: What is your ideal girl like?

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