This may not help but it really happened:
I work in a small office, part time (as I am an artist) my boss kept nagging me about the fact that I wear a small ear ring in each ear. (he doesn't complain too much because I am good at what I do) One day he just walked in, and said "no more", " I dont want you wearing earings to work"
I looked at he and his wife (who had her ears peirced) and said "what..... you dont want me to wear these, because I have a Penis?" .... (a short pause) . . . . . I said "how do you KNOW I have a penis?"
He said "well I assume, since you are married....."
I cut him off .. "Well if I am married, and that part of my life is acceptable, then stop worrying if I am wearing something that you preffer not to ascociate with a penis"
In the end.... I think he was just tired of me saying the word "penis" so much. But I still dress how I want to. If he really wanted to fire me, I suppose he could get away with it..... but I would protest.... I would bring my penis to court with me, and swear that it had no knowlege of what was in my ears.