New field service tactics!
NEW REGULAR PIONEER TECHNIQUES
These are untried and untested techniques to get
around conversation stoppers. Just think, Soon
we'll all be ready for summer!
I hope you find some benefit with these:
(1)"I'm not interested."
I say: "Well, many feel the same way. And
they're called goats in the Bible. Let me share with
you a scripture that talks about the fate of those
goats. (Read Matthew 25:46) Do you want to get cut
(2)"I have my own religion."
I say: "Yeah... and I have MY own religion too.
See, I'm what you call a "Christian". (Make sure to
bob your index and middle fingers in the air when
saying "Christian". It makes them feel stupid.) You
know what "Christians" do? They "preach" to people.
Those that don't preach" to people are called "goats"
in the Bible. Do you want to know what happens to
"goats"?" Then,you know what to do from there.
(3)"I'm too busy."
I say: "No you're not. You were probably in
there watching TV or something. Don't lie to me. You
know who the father of the lie is? It's Satan. Is he
your daddy? Well... I think he is!"
(4)"I'll read your literature if you'll read
I say: "Hey. This isn't a hostage negotiation
here. I'm here to preach to YOU. Now, if you want to
preach to ME, you'll have to get up off YOUR lazy
bottom, and come knock on MY door on a Saturday
morning. But don't bother, because I'm NOT INTERESTED
in your beliefs, because I HAVE MY OWN RELIGION, and
I'M TOO BUSY in the work of the Lord to READ YOUR
LITERATURE IF YOU'LL READ MINE!" Then, slam THEIR door
in THEIR face.
OKAY!!!!!!! So who's ready for service?
Ha, bloody ha! Try slamming MY door on me, Arsehole, and you'll be sued for trespassing so fast it'll make your head swim!
What a great witness you guys are!
I'm tempted to copy and print this loving post of yours and drop it into letterboxes in my neighbourhood, complete with a note that this is what the righteous "servants of Jehovah" REALLY think of the people they wake wake up on a Saturday morning!
Very funny LOL! I'm sure that'll be in the KM soon!
Nikl- Very funny keep up all those great field service tips.
Love your little dancer-I'm not too good of a dancer so
I've been watching trying to pick up some new steps.
Peace and Love -Mark
Funny post NikL.
My all time favorite response in the reasoning book is to "I'm not interested in Jehovah's Witnesses"
The RB states "I appreciate your letting me know how pissed you are at me. Would you mind telling me what there is about us that you don't like? Is it what we show you from the Bible or is it our knocking on your door at 9:00 AM on Saturday every other week that bothers you?" Top of Page 18..slightly paraphrased.
'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'
Thanks! That was really funny, I almost choked on the chocolate I was chewing while I read this. Hope to read more JW comedy. I love it!
Have a good day, Emyrose
That was hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle, Nik!
i'm confused did Stephanus think you were serious??!!
OMG that would be way too funny, i see it now next time someone goes to knock on his door. . . .ROFLMAO
what i would give to be a fly on that wall. . .
irony is that most of the 'mature' dubs feel like that Nik
The sad thing is, I saw this posted on WOL.
Stated as humor of course, but still!
what Stephanus is guilty of is called "Aussie humour"