NEW REGULAR PIONEER TECHNIQUES
These are untried and untested techniques to get
around conversation stoppers. Just think, Soon
we'll all be ready for summer!
I hope you find some benefit with these:
(1)"I'm not interested."
I say: "Well, many feel the same way. And
they're called goats in the Bible. Let me share with
you a scripture that talks about the fate of those
goats. (Read Matthew 25:46) Do you want to get cut
off?"
(2)"I have my own religion."
I say: "Yeah... and I have MY own religion too.
See, I'm what you call a "Christian". (Make sure to
bob your index and middle fingers in the air when
saying "Christian". It makes them feel stupid.) You
know what "Christians" do? They "preach" to people.
Those that don't preach" to people are called "goats"
in the Bible. Do you want to know what happens to
"goats"?" Then,you know what to do from there.
(3)"I'm too busy."
I say: "No you're not. You were probably in
there watching TV or something. Don't lie to me. You
know who the father of the lie is? It's Satan. Is he
your daddy? Well... I think he is!"
(4)"I'll read your literature if you'll read
mine."
I say: "Hey. This isn't a hostage negotiation
here. I'm here to preach to YOU. Now, if you want to
preach to ME, you'll have to get up off YOUR lazy
bottom, and come knock on MY door on a Saturday
morning. But don't bother, because I'm NOT INTERESTED
in your beliefs, because I HAVE MY OWN RELIGION, and
I'M TOO BUSY in the work of the Lord to READ YOUR
LITERATURE IF YOU'LL READ MINE!" Then, slam THEIR door
in THEIR face.
OKAY!!!!!!! So who's ready for service?