for 1 million dollars i'd make 1 porn
Well, it's inevitable, given that revelation, that somebody must tell the bar joke about the two guys and the woman. Since nobody else has, I guess that leaves me. It's a dirty job, but...
Okay, so: two guys sitting in a bar, eyeing an attractive woman at a table nearby. After a bit, both of them approach her, and one says, "Excuse me, ma'am, I wonder if you would be willing to settle an argument for my friend and I, please. We're having a discussion about standards and morality. Would you answer a question for us?"
"Sure," she replies.
"Thank you," he says. "The question is whether or not you would have sex with a stranger for a million dollars. Given, of course, that he's disease-free and discreet."
"Hmm," she says, mulling it over. "Hmm... a million dollars, huh? Yes, I have to say I would do that for a million dollars."
The second guy says, "Would you be willing to take on me and my buddy for fifty bucks?"
"Asshole," she replies, "what do you think I am?"
And the first guy responds, "We've already established that, ma'am. Now we're just haggling over the price."