Of all the bible characters would you like any as a friend ?

by Chook 27 Replies latest jw experiences

  • waton

    Joseph, the quintessential whistleblower. I like to let him loose in the WTBTS. like one of the 12 , I mean 7, or 8, hear his story, and how wt deals with him. and then

    the seven coming crawling back, begging for food at the proper time. .......

    ps: remember he got 2 tribes in the Rev. 7 line up as a reward for such un-organisation-like behaviour, putting truth, freedom of expression over solidarity. Having such a friend would give you bragging rights in the cong, better than having b&bd a GB member.More importantly,

    Joseph's example might induce others to come forward with goodies, being tempted by getting 17 % votes in the general meeting. or the equivalent of choice.

  • Hairtrigger

    The seven virgins with the lamps. ...Heck Forget the lamps. Just the virgins!!!

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    For the guys here, Solomon is the man (700 wives, princess and 300 hundred concubines)...The guy would have a following larger than Jesus..Remember they didn't have Viagra in his day....Become his right hand and publish his story, "How to live with 1000 women"...There are two things most men desire, hair and the vitality of Solomon you would make a fortune...

  • Crazyguy

    Lots two daughters, just kidding.

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    Abishag Poor girl

  • smiddy

    Methuselah , because he lived a long time and you could correct all the mistakes you made in your youth and learn from them , like I want to do now but its too late .

    Thinking Willie Nelsons song :"All the Girls I`ve Loved Before" and never took advantage of .and Sinatras "regrets I`ve had a few "

  • Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho
    Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

    Rahab, That homegirl always had a place to crash when the going got tough.

  • NewYork44M

    I think Lot's wife has some stories to tell. I would love to hear these stories over a glass of wine.

  • scratchme1010
    Of all the bible characters would you like any as a friend?

    Satan. He does nothing but challenging bipolar schizophrenic with narcissistic tendencies Jehovah and gets blamed for everything bad without proof. Just like the way I was raised as a JW.

  • mikeflood

    Doubting Thomas I guess....he wanted PROOF!

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