Don't Let A Window-Washer Ruin Your Life

by minimus 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    A disfellowshipped window washer came by work yesterday. He was df'd for homosexuality.He mentioned how he is trying to get his life in order and stopped working with his "friend". He is making meetings and feels guilty about his sexual conduct. He told me that he is trying to get more window-washing jobs. I started to feel bad for him.....Whether he's a Witness or exWitness, he's a guy that still doesn't have a clue about life. It is sad.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Minimus, are you trying to tell me that those dudes that hang out at traffic lights with squeegees are JWs?

    LOL! A squeegee in one hand, Watchtower in the other.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Yes. And if they are disfellowshipped JW's, they might have tobacco or drugs on 'em too.

  • blondie
    blondie

    When I'm Cleaning WindowsGeorge Formby
    - written by George Formby, Harry Gifford and Frederick E. Cliffe
    - as recorded September 27, 1936 by George Formby (1904-1961)

    Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
    For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

    Now it's a job that just suits me
    A window cleaner you would be
    If you can see what I can see
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Honeymoonin' couples too
    You should see them bill 'n coo
    You'd be surprised at things they do
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    The blushin' bride, she looks divine
    The bridegroom he is doin' fine
    I'd rather have his job than mine
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    The chambermaids' sweet names I call
    It's a wonder I don't fall
    My mind's not on my work at all
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    I know a fella, such a swell
    He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
    I've seen him drink his bath as well
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    Pyjamas lyin' side by side
    Ladies nighties I have spied
    I've often seen what goes inside
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    ------ banjo ------

    Now there's a famous talkie queen
    She looks a flapper on the screen
    She's more like eightie than eighteen
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    She pulls her hair all down behind
    Then pulls down her... never mind
    And after that pulls down the blind
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    In my profession I'll work hard
    But I'll never stop
    I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
    Till I get right to the top

    An old maid walks around the floor
    She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
    She'll drag me in and lock the door
    When I'm cleanin' windows

    When I'm cleanin' windows

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Glossary
    --------

    bob: an informal word for a shilling, a British coin
    worth one twentieth of a pound

    nosy parker: a prying person

    bill 'n coo: "bill" means to kiss and whisper amorously;
    "coo" means to murmur lovingly

    swell: remarkable person

    talkie: an early film with a soundtrack; a "talking picture"

    flapper: (in the 1920s) a young woman, especially one
    flaunting her unconventional behaviour

    old maid: a woman regarded as unlikely ever to marry;
    a spinster

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim
    A disfellowshipped window washer came by work yesterday. He was df'd for homosexuality.He mentioned how he is trying to get his life in order and stopped working with his "friend". He is making meetings and feels guilty about his sexual conduct. He told me that he is trying to get more window-washing jobs. I started to feel bad for him.....Whether he's a Witness or exWitness, he's a guy that still doesn't have a clue about life. It is sad.

    Minimus, my heart goes out to this man. I know the pain he is in....from having been through it myself. I can only hope that one day he will learn of the existence of A Common Bond. When I was disfellowshipped 23 years ago, I had no place to turn for refuge and comfort. In today's world, there are such places where one can turn, instead of becoming the proverbial "dog who returns to his own vomit" because he knows of nowhere else to go. I can only hope we reach him in time.

    A Common Bond's web site: http://www.gayxjw.org/

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