Almost said a prayer
If I were asked to say a prayer, I'd say something like:
"Oh Gaia, we entreat you not to destroy our fragile little human brain-containers today in one of your fitful figments of anger. Please protect us from the followers of the Christian and Muslim Ghods, because sometimes they can be very naughty. God bless."
Elsewhere, that is funny. I thought stuff like that only happened to me. Several years ago, our company sonsored a speaker for group of customers. I was the person that introduced the speaker and my mind reverted back to the days of being the chairman for the sunday meeting.
While I did not offer a prayer, I introduce the speaker as "brother" so and so, and then caught myself and said, "errrr, I mean Dr."