The December Broadcast... OMG- what the heck was that?

by Sliced 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    i like to lick the inside of the dish clean before sex. that definitely is a euphemism.

  • Onager

    The dog licks the dishes clean in our house...

  • LoveUniHateExams

    @Onager - I hope you're not replying to stan livedeath.

  • Quarterback

    Dishes should be cleaned inside and outside? Now I I'm not qualified to do the dishes in my house.

  • steve2

    A few decades ago the end was so terribly close JWs didn't have time to clean the dishes. There was a life-saving work to do - and you were blood-guilty if you slackened off.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    The dishes may be clean but what's the point if the food served on them is tainted ?

  • sparrowdown

    Clean "dishes" ?

    They don't have "pizza" parties at bethel do they? I know they hate "garlic bread."

  • Half banana
    Half banana


    No other product gets under the glaze!

    JW Washing Liquid gets to where no other dishwasher can reach! Only JW Washing Liquid can reach to the inside of your dishes!

    Our product is must for those with obsessive compulsive religious disorders. We guarantee that your crockery will be so clean that you will need to vomit if you eat off plates washed by any other brand.

    You can also trust JW Washing Liquid for immaculate conceptions and deep sin removal in the kitchen.

    Now THAT is the JW promise!

  • freemindfade

    Now lets open out bibles and read about Lot...

  • sparrowdown

    Dish = brain

    Wash = indoctrinate

    Clean = fully indoctrinated

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