Went to a revival meeting
They need to pray more...then the heavens will open up and rain down cash until they are glutted with it. Like the wandering Israelites and the quail hurricane. Or maybe the problem is that unlike the Israelites they aren't complaining loudly enough to be heard on high....
Of course they don't want you to get cell phones...
...tablets are much better for accessing JW-dot-org and showing it to potential converts.
Bigger screen, after all.
LOL, phlip phones!