FARTING IN THE KINGDOM HALL.

reporter
Solace

Laughing
My grandfather used to fart while walking down the aisle, holding the microphone.
God he was funny, I miss him so much.
Mac

Thanks alot Reporter,
Guess I'll be skipping dinner tonight!
mac
Dino

LOL Heaven!
Your experience of your grandfather reminds me of this elderly brother that would always let a low moaning "slipper" when he got up from his seat. I guess his "o-ring" was just about gone. But then when the malodorous stench wafted up to my nostrils, you woulda' thought lightning had struck the shithouse!
Dino
Beans

Nothing like harvesting one, on those fine cushioned seats before getting up for the song eh!
Dino

So THAT'S how you got the nickname "Beans"
Beans

Yeah, the whole congregation would call me beans and even when I put my hand up they would say ah oh, Brother Beans! After the meetings we would stand around the magazine counter and fart as a congregation!
BeautifulGarbage

LOL X 1000 @ this whole thead!
It's been awhile since someone started a farting thread.
It's about time!!
Andee
Double Edge

Marvin...
ROFLMAO.....Your post has got to be one of the funniest I have ever read....great writing.
jaded

Why do farts stink?
For the benefit of the deaf.
(OK, so it's an old one, but I get a kick out of it every time I think of it.)