Deuteronomy and her missing hand.

by Valis 11 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Solace
    Solace

    OMG,

    Laughing @ Fark

  • Xander
    Xander

    How can people read such things and still believe that any god at all was ever responsible for this book?

    I mean, it's just so obviously written by a men alone, it's not even funny.

    I can just see it now...

    bible writer 1: "Hey, and you know what, I really hate getting my balls grabbed by some bitch when I'm beating up her husband!"

    bible writer 2: "Yeah, that really sucks!"

    bible writer 1: "No kidding! We should do something abou that!"

    bible writer 3: "Hey! I got an idea - make grabbing a guy's nuts in a fight a hand-chopping-off offense!"

    bible writer 2: "But didn't we already used that one for a guy stealing one of my daughters without paying first? Or, wait, was that just general stealing?"

    bible writer 1: "No problem, we'll just add a bit about not feeling sorry for her and call it even! HAH! Let's see Saria try and grab my nuts next time! Haha!!"

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    ~~5 thousand years later~~

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    bible student: "I must live my life by the words of our loving creator, written in this holy book...."

    Edited by - Xander on 16 January 2003 18:13:41

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