hello, messenger... uh, your last name isn't Hall, is it?
but i digress.
i was going to respond to your initial posting but had
to find some tissue paper -- first to wipe the tears of
joy in meeting such a delightful, warm-hearted
individual, then, to wipe the tears of all consuming
peals of laughter after reading the other responses.
sorry for the unfortunate kittens and ducks. i don't
care much for kittens. well.. i like kittens, it's just
that they become cats if they live long enough, and
cats are a little too cavalier and nonchalant for my
taste. i hear dogs are regularly consumed in some
cultures (tastes like chicken), so i guess if you want
to have them for supper, be my guest. too bad you
don't live in S. Florida -- i saw a piece on 60 Minutes
not long ago where feral cats have gotten to be a
real problem. maybe you could re-locate... clear
that problem up right quick!
but i do not want to tell you my story, unless
you ask, then i will have to refuse
dang, and i was jussss about to ask. oh, well. my loss.
please do not try to help me or i will kill myself and it will be your fault
you sure you don't need some help? we all gotta do
what we gotta do, ya know. and you're an albanian
dwarf, huh? i knew a dwarf (or was he a midget?) once.
Stevie was pretty cool. he had an operation to make
his legs longer. it didn't take... he's still way short.
i'm thinking that you have some pent up hostility since
you're a midg... er, dwarf. you think?
anyway, pleased to have such a warm, friendly voice
out there in cyberland. write back.