Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME! (page 20)

scootergirl

Tell you what, you "brothers" wear a kilt and look like the model I am there in a heartbeat! Hot damn!

Solace

XW,

YOWZERS!!!

So its customary for the men to lift their kilts and show their package!?!

& brush the floor? OMG.. I realize I havent seen many, but brush the floor???

REALLY?!?

LyinEyes

Now this is getting very exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WildTurkey says he will not wear a kilt,,,,,,,, darn.........but since he is pretty good at tree climbing, he should be persuaded to at least make an attempt ,,,,,,,,,I wonder if the old boy still has it in him,,,,,,hum( hoping he reads this and will do it to teach me to doubt his manly treeclimbing abilities). But then again he may be too buzy dancing with Megadude to care about such things as this. I guess I may have to sit down and talk to Navigator about these two.

Well since everyone is dancing with everyone but me,,,,,,,,,,,,and errrrrhummm over me,,,,,,,I guess that leaves me to do as I usually do,,,,,,,, dance by my damn self.......Yeah I am always the drunk one out making a fool of herself ,,,,,,,,,, so who out of the ladies , doesnt need a man to dance with ???? Don't make me do it by myself!!!!!!!!!!

So what all are you ladies wearing, jeans , boots , thongs or grannie panties?? hehee

Now for the ladies slumber party ,,,,,,,should we all wear cute baby doll jammies, flannel pj's, big pink fluffy bunnie slippers? Remember there will be someone taking pics , so as ex Jehovah's People we want to keep a spirt of an unsound mind, and show unGodly immodesty as the Bible clearly disapproves of. By doing this we will be showing that we are concerned more with the outward beauty of being immodest Godly women, and not that which truly matters the INNER spiritual beauty,,,,,,,,( like we ever believed that crap when spoken on the stage anyway, it was just a ploy for all the old ladies who told their old elder hubbies that sister so and so was showing too much leg).

MegaDude

Turkey, I can't dance with ya, but I'm sure you can find plenty of guys in Dallas who play for the same team you do to oblidge ya!

I'll dance with Dee. Heh, heh.

Elsewhere

& brush the floor? OMG.. I realize I havent seen many, but brush the floor???

A note for the ladies:

After "it" has brushed the floor, you may want to wash "it" off before using "it" again.

Xena

WOOHOO XW...I DO like the way you think....

Come on scooter...men in Kilts...

do you really wanna miss this?????????????????????

Robdar how about this for you to climb in???

Hey Mega save a spot on the dance card for me will ya????

Xena

I wanna dance with you Dede....we can do some dirty dancin

Shoot might even get mega to take his mind off of your man when he see us, huh mega????

Valis

Good morning all...I hit my posting limit yesterday..just imagine all the bandwidth 20 posts takes up..

No then...plum...come on down girl...between me and Wild Turkey, Big tex, Little Toe, megadude and elsewhere I think we can manage having you..

Big Tex...they don't serve TexMex at Trail Dust...will Troll Boy and his sidekick Corndog survive? Stay tuned!

heaven...you're gonna let me have it? Hotdam!!!!!! Another fantasy come true..eheheh

LT...OH Aye! If yer gonna weeer a kilt laddie than ILL ave to git won uv me ooon...Cummmon laddies ow many of ye are willing to weeeer a kilt to ye olde Apostafest? I....challengin each an evry won uv ye blokes! Cuz if it aint Scottish its crrrrrap! Going to look for a kilt this weekend..eheheh

Xena...I was thinking more like creamed corn or pudding, but mud will do fine.eheh

*LOL* All is fair in Theocratic Apostate Warfare(TM) If it takes enticing scootergirl down here with kilts then keep up the good work!

BTW...the time is 8:00 with drinks commencing about 7:00. I'll be there early to make sure as Jebus says...."Its all good".

Tentative list....I added some of you and some of you have ?'s cuz I'm not sure or at least you aren't sure about coming..

Little Toe
Overbeer
megadude
cruzanheart
Big Tex
Lin
xenawarrior
eyegirl
elsewhere
Xena
Beans
Lyineyes
WildTurkey
sixofnine
Jesika & mom
Lin
puertogerm
moreisbetter
nativenyr23outnfree and cousin
Fire DragonRobdarHeaven
The Star
DFWnonJW
Navigator
Roo
not interestedBallistic?
pr_capone?
Beelzedub?jws?
shutterbug?

29 and counting...

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

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xenawarrior

DEDE- I'll dance with ya too !!!!! The Apostafest "Back Your Ass Up" Contest !!! As for the slumber party- whatever color "jammies" look good on ya for pictures We'll have to make sure we get everyone's good "side"

Okay, more eye candy and enticement for scootergirl :

Any of you girls want to wrestle with this guy???

Little Toe- Do you have any pictures to post of you in a kilt? PLEASE???

Heaven- LMAO !!!!

Plum: Get on a plane and come party with us !!!!!!

Megadude and Wild Turkey - Knock it off- I am getting a visual and it's very disturbing- you'll give us all nightmares !!

Valis- Thank you !!!! I think I can speak for lots of folks here- The work you put into all of this is very much appreciated !!!!!!!!! And I can sooooo see you in this:

LEATHER !!!

But then there is also the Redneck outfit:

XW of the "kilt fascination" class

Xena

Valis...you forgot Ballistic...you are still coming right Ballistic?????????????????????????

ooohhh and slip you forgot slip

wait what about TresHappy??

and joannadandy???

oh wait TexasApostate never confirmed...ya coming?????

Cowboy????

Jourles???

Plum???

Scooter??

Xena of the Making a list and Checking it Twice Class

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Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME!

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