Ok...two men in kilts I can't resisit that...I will be there...some way some how...I will be there. I will even bring my own plaid skirt so I can blend in. Are pigtails too much?
JOURLES!! You are pondering it? YOU HAVE TO COME! This might be my only chance to molest er I mean, meet you. And can you honestly pass up on a chance of seeing me passed out...in a bathtub no less! Xenawarrior can fill you in on the details of that...
Good times!! Ballistic is coming...I will finally get to hang with Lyin and WildT...and that brother Beans the canadian overbeer...mmmm beer! Rob-MY DARK SISTER! You need to get a plaid skirt too and we have to do a little face painting as well! Hee hee! Xena I am lookingforward to meeting you too. And all those other insane Dallas people...I dunno if I can handle it.
Will this be our first real international apostofest?
Xenawarrior...meet ya in the tub! Hee hee! (Eye says you can photograph me this time)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, well, pending disaster i shall definitely be there. jourles, you must come--you can shack up with the most dandy one and myself--we don't bite........well not too hard anyway heehee. can i tempt anyone with some indian leg wrestling? not interested taught me at the last apostafest--oh what things we learn from each other. and wild turkey--you owe me a dance cuz you said you wanted to 'dance with the tall girl' heehee. lyin, can't wait to see you guys--missed you the last time around. hell, i can't wait to see everybody!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
THE YANKEES ARE COMING!!!! Not only that but it looks like a British invasion too! Whatever shall we do? I think that we should convert them all to honorary southerners. Since I am a transplanted southerner, I shall be glad to help out anyway that I can.
BEANS in a kilt?!!!! I thought it was Lederhosen! (leather! mmmmmm!)
JOURLES,
I'm flying out of Metro. You probably won't leave as early as me (the 25th -- btw, BALLISTIC -- when do you arrive? Prhaps my cousin and I can entertain you part of the time?) but maybe you can book your return flight through DTW and we can travel back together? C'mon. Figure it out.... I'm leaving MY spouse behind! LOLOLOL
WHO WILL TEACH ME LINE DANCING? You, BigTex? (Compared to me, you'll positively look like an EXPERT!)
OK...this is where I get to make a request of you all....I realize that sometime crazy shit happens between some of us...often personality conflicts get the flames going and sometimes the evil dickhead forces that be pit us against each other towards their own ends.....how does this matter to our Apostafest? It matters because I want everyone to have a good time. This means taking off the JWD armor for a few hours and setting aside your differences/grudges. Its a lot harder to be bitchy and hateful to someone online than it is when you meet them in person...an important thing to remember. I say this because I love you all and want us ALL to have a great time. Please just keep that in mind and think about the our fortune in meeting one another instead of the idiotic drama that happens here sometimes. If you all can remember this small message I promise not to pinch too hard or too many times....That is all...*LOL*
*LOL* Xena...32 please and then some....are you offering? If so...do I get other presents?
Jourles..it would be great if you could come down and see us...
cruzan...don't worry about clothes..
joanna...plaid skirts? I wonder how many Apostatachicks we could get to dress up like Cathloic school girls? eheh...muy sabroso!!!!