Add things to this list that he can do, as long as he is STUCK going to meetings!
Hey Italian! Welcome sweetie! One thing you can do to stave off the BOREDOM is NOT read the watchtower article in ADVANCE! A little bit of rebellion. :) Then when the brothers with the microphones come around and they see you HAVENT UNDERLINED (gasp!!!) you can have a small giggle about it. Try bringing the King James Bible to the hall and to the book study...see if anybody says anything. I actually was going to the meetings for a good FIVE YEARS after deciding it was all garbage...and it was hell for me sitting their feigning interest. Glad I had a newborn to have an excuse to get up and leave the room every half hour. I finally imploded and couldnt stand being IN there any more. I assume you have read Crisis of Conscience?
Other things you can do to aleviate boredom:
Bring a CD player or radio and plug it into your ear and listen to the football game. Raise your fist and say "YES!!!!!" everytime anybody scores. Use Italian expletives when a bad call is made.
Bring your Victorias Secret catalog inside your Watchtower and fill out the order form during the talk.
Wear Air Jordan's, but polish them black and say you couldnt find your meeting shoes.
Let your side burns grow long and tell people you are supporting Israel.
Bring a laptop...tell them you are taking notes to post to the internet about the goings on in the hall...and that you are counting the time.
Eat three bowls of navy bean soup two hours before the meeting and sit right up front.
....what else can he do kids? :)