One-liner to rebut any argument (I am so surpised no-one has said this yet). I KNOW I have the Truth.
Why can't they stop quoting..GRRR!
"Well, at least I am not controlled by a bullsh*t cult of a religion." That should ease tensions and calm fears.
Aztec, I know several JWs that would think your father was having bad association by watching Seinfeld, which these JWs feel is not good Christian entertainment.
JWs can twist those one-liners to fit any situation.