Just when we all thought the 3 day assemblies were too long, here comes the international conventions which are four days long. The district convention assignment letter from the branch was read tonight informing our congo that we were chosen to attend this years international convention in Pontiac, Michigan, from June 19-22.
So to all you apostate playa's out there in the Motor City, get your rolling billboards ready and stock up on handouts. Give me some flyers beforehand so I can make sure to drop some off in the bathrooms discretely for maximum coverage. Various languages would probably help too!