I didn't survive an Apostate Convention
Wal-mart is fresh out of virgins
Now that is an understatement.
Let me know where the next one will be and I will be there. I'll even prepare a talk.
Hilarious, I'm still laughing.
very well done.
where would I wear a horned helmet :)
Just jumping in to say thank you for the laugh too.
Ooooh, oooh! Can I be at the next convention? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Great post, Thanks!
Wonderful Stuff. Keep it coming.
Thanks for your nice (and gentle) responses!
For those who I didn't get to mention before running out of imagination, you may well be victimised in the future!
As Fred might say: "Boy! You Apostate dogs returned vomit. And don't not mean with mop!"
Thanks Expat, very funny.
<------ to you!
That was hilarious:) I'm just starting to feel like I know some of these people, and it seemed that your "uses" of their personalities was right on.
Bravo! Hope I can attend next years.