Chillin' in the Baptism Line

by metatron 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Yup, it's me, your Friendly Angel of the Presence and
    Purveyor of Mystic Speculations, Metatron, at your
    service.(them other sites is gettin' too tame for my
    taste!)

    Well, a few years back, (in my faithful elder incarnation),
    I used to interview those hapless people waiting to be
    baptised and ask them the Society approved questions
    about being baptised before and completing the questions
    with the elders.

    But, being faithful, I became disturbed!

    You see, the general demeanor of those getting dunked
    (almost all teenagers) seemed similar to the way they
    would stand in line for lunch at a high school cafeteria.
    There was no horseplay but their lackluster, going-thru-the
    -motions attitude upset me. I saw no vibrant expression
    of faith - asking their name and congregation elicted
    one word replies I associate with an interrogation
    by law enforcement.

    I'm not at all surprized that leaving home and the
    organization occurs magically at 18.

    When will the gnarled old theocrats ever wake up and
    see what a fraud they rule over?

    As Ever,
    Metatron

  • stephenw20
    stephenw20

    Metatron,

    Welcome!

    I look forward to all your insight with your background , it should be interesting......

    why would the WTBTS change ..its all good to them..........

    change is from within.........

    S

  • Esmeralda
    Esmeralda

    Metatron!!!

    Happy to see ya dude, have missed your posts.

    Make yourself comfy...there's a good group here and lots of
    interesting posts to read :)

    Glad you're here.

    *hugs*
    Essie

    The Four Agreements:
    Be Impeccable With Your Word
    Don't Take Anything Personally
    Don't Make Assumptions
    Always Do Your Best

  • MacHislopp
    MacHislopp

    Hello metatron!

    welcome, ...I always liked your posts.

    By for now, agape J.C.MacHislopp

  • TR
    TR

    Welcome!

    Looking forward to more wisdom from the Mystic Speculator.

    TR

  • Galapogos
    Galapogos

    Banal

  • bluesapphire
    bluesapphire

    Hi Metatron! I'm Bin from H2O. Glad to see you here with your interesting posts.

  • Galapogos
    Galapogos

    megadull,

    Maybe what you saw in these baptism candidates was a reflexion of your own emptiness. Extract the black hole from your own void then you will clearly see how to extract the moon particle form these children.
    You will always shove off violently your bleak black heart onto others until you can face what you really are. You are in darkness. Come to the candent face of perfection and your will drop this painful transference of your creeping bile.

    Exit stage left Galapogos

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    Metatron good to have you good buddy!

    I'm so glad that more and more are coming here, where's you know though, I'm actually starting to miss him hahahhahaha!

    Venice

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Metatron,

    You're brilliant Welcome OH king of hillarious cynacism - folk here are gonna love bomb ya like your a jean wearing newbie in a Kingdom Hall of lonely hearts.

    cheers, unclebruce

    PS: I think Galapogos is a young'n practicing its insults ;)

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