According to Watchtower Nuns are disgusting masturbators

by Watchtower-Free 9 Replies latest social humour

  • Watchtower-Free
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    If they don't masturbate they will blow up, my God don't they know that.
  • Diogenesister
    Sorry could someone describe this picture for me I've gone blind..😜
  • Dumplin

    Look - we all know everyone needs a release for their stress. What really used to stress me out when i was a kid was when my uncle used to sit on my chest and blow into my nose.

    And think about it - nuns are typically women, so they are empty inside according to the WT - plus they're Catholic - so they already got two strikes against them when they step up to the plate. Trying to put a restriction on their masturbatory privileges will just make them feel paralyzed and will lead to greater problems.

    I think the real focus should be on 'drunk women'. When you have a masturbation exacerbation problem - the nuns are just going to turn to alcohol and that will ruin it for the rest of us because there is nothing worse than a drunk nun (or woman for that matter) in a pub. They get really loud and high pitched screechy sounding like minnie mouse. I say let the nuns masturbate.

  • oppostate
    I'm sure the Order of worldwide Bethel workers has the same statistics of chronic masturbators if not even higher.
  • JustVisting
    "...and many nuns are reported to be homosexshuls"-WT 9/15/73
  • never a jw
    never a jw

    "Another motivating force to help one to break the habit [of masturbating] may be the desire to be of greater service in the Christian congregation." Wt 9/15/1973

    How do they manage to always end up with the same solution. Preaching and privileges is JW's panacea.

  • umbertoecho
    Diogenesister39 minutes ago
    Sorry could someone describe this picture for me I've gone blind..😜

    Me too!!
  • Sabin
    Oh shit, i`m a mentally deranged person & i didnt know. Thanks WT
  • Vidiot

    "According to Watchtower Nuns are disgusting masturbators..."

    Well, they'd know what to look for.

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