The difference between an elder and a terrorist...
Terrorist have a plan.
Elders don't have a clue.
--JAVA...counting time at the Coffee Shop
Pompadour haircuts and polyester pants. No stylish terrorists would be caught dead in them.
Terrorists condemn and torture their enemies.
Elders condemn and torture their "friends"
As a side not here is a list of useful Arab phrases:
AKBAR KHALI-KIKI HAFTIR LOFTAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun
FEKR GABUL GARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie
down on the floor with my arms above the floor and
my legs spread
SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE
I agree everything you have ever said or thought in
AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel
in the trunk of your car
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital
appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my
country in public.
Most of my elders were Spiritual Terrorists!
note to self:
memorize above phrases and plan next vacation around arab district convention.