A Limerick for Geoffrey
There once was a man from Down Under,Who's speech was thought of like thunder,But when Pops came dow ill,Geoff flew in with a pillBut the Crown said it's all just a blunder
There once was a Witness named Jackson
Who came unprepared with the facts son.
His daddy was sickly
And he went to him quickly
But the commission he took a big piss on.
He came to the land down under
The Royal Commission stole all of his thunder
Just to be rude
He told them “get screwed”
Now a subpoena should fix that fool’s blunder!
Love it, keep those verses coming:
There once was a man from Tuxedo,
who claimed to abhor sins like paedo.But as it turns out,there's really no doubtHe didn't live up to his hero.
Wasanelder=you are a true poet. That was funny.
An anointed Australian called Geoffrey
Was part of a group called the GB
With lawyers and money
He thought it was funny
To avoid being seen at the RC.
But a Senior Counsel called Stewart
On a mission to expose every pervert
Thwarted all Geoffrey's plans
Put some cuffs on his hands
Brought him into the court, made him take part.
The evidence he gave was revealing
That JC's were harsh and unfeeling
From the lies which abounded
The Judge was dumb founded
And witnesses worldwide left reeling
So GB, please listen and know
There's no hiding place you can go
Thick elders cannot
Protect all you lot
In the end you will reap what you sow
There once was a jw called Jackson
who had an unusual attraction
Another called Michael being quite diabolical
shared Jackson's attraction to young action
A high ranking JW named O'BrianTold Angus Jackson's dad was dyin'And Angus protested, "You're lying!"The confidential documents procuredMay see the pedophile problem curedYet caused the WT lawyer to start cryin'
I hope that the GB will crater
and may it be sooner than later
that Lett is a creep
who devours the sheep
like a wild and dangerous gator
These are really, really good.
You may have heard of old Jacko
A GB member quite whacko
Thought he was so pucker
Just a stupid old (can't think of a rhyme here)
He loved protecting all paedos