A Limerick for Geoffrey

by JustVisting 17 Replies latest social humour

  • JustVisting
    There once was a man from Down Under,
    Who's speech was thought of like thunder,
    But when Pops came dow ill,
    Geoff flew in with a pill
    But the Crown said it's all just a blunder

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    There once was a Witness named Jackson

    Who came unprepared with the facts son.

    His daddy was sickly

    And he went to him quickly

    But the commission he took a big piss on.


    He came to the land down under

    The Royal Commission stole all of his thunder

    Just to be rude

    He told them “get screwed”

    Now a subpoena should fix that fool’s blunder!

  • JustVisting

    Love it, keep those verses coming:

    There once was a man from Tuxedo,

    who claimed to abhor sins like paedo.

    But as it turns out,
    there's really no doubt
    He didn't live up to his hero.
  • joe134cd
    Wasanelder=you are a true poet. That was funny.
  • Splash

    An anointed Australian called Geoffrey
    Was part of a group called the GB
    With lawyers and money
    He thought it was funny
    To avoid being seen at the RC.

    But a Senior Counsel called Stewart
    On a mission to expose every pervert
    Thwarted all Geoffrey's plans
    Put some cuffs on his hands
    Brought him into the court, made him take part.

    The evidence he gave was revealing
    That JC's were harsh and unfeeling
    From the lies which abounded
    The Judge was dumb founded
    And witnesses worldwide left reeling

    So GB, please listen and know
    There's no hiding place you can go
    Thick elders cannot
    Protect all you lot
    In the end you will reap what you sow

  • doofdaddy

    There once was a jw called Jackson

    who had an unusual attraction

    Another called Michael being quite diabolical

    shared Jackson's attraction to young action

  • SecretSlaveClass
    A high ranking JW named O'Brian
    Told Angus Jackson's dad was dyin'
    And Angus protested, "You're lying!"
    The confidential documents procured
    May see the pedophile problem cured
    Yet caused the WT lawyer to start cryin'
  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    I hope that the GB will crater

    and may it be sooner than later

    that Lett is a creep

    who devours the sheep

    like a wild and dangerous gator

  • Vidiot

    These are really, really good.

  • punkofnice

    You may have heard of old Jacko

    A GB member quite whacko

    Thought he was so pucker

    Just a stupid old (can't think of a rhyme here)

    He loved protecting all paedos

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