Elders' Gems of Wisdom

by stephenw20 104 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vidiot
    laverite - "Love the one notjustyet shared -- about not hitting any stars on the way to moon."

    Reminds me of a recent keeper from Prince about the sun being at the center of the Galaxy...

  • Miss.Fit


    I hope more people will post their stories. If you are enjoying this thread vist the link for some more laughs. It made my day.


  • bsmart

    Bumping this because everyone needs to take a half hour of their life and just laugh out loud. Great stories!

  • amiable atheist
    amiable atheist

    bsmart — Thanks for "resurrecting" this thread. I laughed myself to tears, absolutely hilarious.

  • the girl next door
    the girl next door

    The one about sister Payne in the rear reminded me of a similar one.

    The WT conductor called on a Sister Bush. Realizing his mistake he said, “I’m sorry, It’s Sister Birch,” and then, “I knew it was some type of shrub.”

    The school overseer was giving a Sunday talk on marriage. At one point he said, “brothers, if you want to be truly happy, marry an ugly woman.”

    All at once the entire audience turned to look at his wife who was quite homely.


    Another marriage talk, “sisters, it is your spiritual obligation to render that due morning, noon and night!”

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