Very Important Question

by FiveShadows 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    Say "what do you want?"

  • Scully

    I'd ask: "Who the hell wants to know?"

    Love, Scully

  • ugg

    smoke another joint

  • Brummie

    Eeerm...the front door... right? Or...the voice is coming from within the room...or ....flaming eck just tell the answer or I aint gonna sleep tonight!

    Sounds like a scene out of Scream 3 or sumpthin

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    You could do the jw thing - go along with your own associative delusion that the voice was from someone who must be sinister, then bolt through the other door without looking - instead of just waiting in the room.

  • maximumflash

    Start a Knock Knock joke.


  • MegaDude

    say, "I don't know what *&^%$# door you're at, but my pizza better not be cold!"

  • SYN

    You are the subject of a Turing Test.

    Now the question is, are you human? Or are you something else?

  • FiveShadows

    It's at Both doors. For He does not give you salvation but trickery. As stupid as this might this realm and all others there is only one way out: not by calling God, not by listening to the voice, but simply to call out for Jah-Eshua ...that which means "Jah Saves" not Jah alone but Jah-Eshua. No religion or physical earthlin man can bring you a 'way' to freedom out of this room because he likewise does not know which door to go through. But only TRUTH does. That being Jah-Eshua. i sounds really dumb to most people but in actuality...when you get into deep thought about's kinda...freaky~FS

    Edited by - fiveshadows on 6 October 2002 20:18:52

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