Hygh, I like your style.
The elders have been trying to get a DA letter from us recently also. I have refused to talk with them anymore but my husband does, I don't know why he feels the need to. They stop by unannounced which really irritates me.
They keep trying to get info from him that they can disfellowship him on, he tells them the problem is that the WT leaders are a bunch of hypocrits (because of UN involvement) and because they protect child molesters. They can't DF him on that so they are seeking a DA. They want to meet with him again soon. I told him why bother.