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by Prisila 60 Replies latest jw friends

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  Faraon

  [SYN],

  It started by TorturedSoul leaving a message in Morse Code. I found an electronic translator to morse code at http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/index.html?http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/trans.html., Pseudoxristos upped the ante by adding "pig Latin" to it, and gave the electronic translator for it at http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html.

  For instance, Plmkrzy's post:

  atwhay ethay uckfay isway isthay itshay = (what the *uck is this s**t)

  . .-. . .... .- -.-- / .. ... .-- .- -.-- / .- .-- .- -.-- / . -. --. .-.. .. ... .... .-- .- -.-- / --- - .- -.-- / .. --. .--. .- -.-- / .- - .. -. .-.. .- -.-- / .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. - .-. .- -.--

  Is translated in the Morse code to

  EREHAY ISWAY AWAY ENGLISHWAY OTAY IGPAY ATINLAY ANSLATORTRAY

  Which translated from "Pig Latin" actually means

  Here is a English to Pig Latin Translator

  as well as some large, ripe bananas. Ah, scratch

  Scratch them yourself!

  Edited to correct translation.

  Edited by - faraon on 15 September 2002 13:11:20
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  Vivamus

  She was captured by aliens as she was going to post their plans for invading Earth from their home planet in the Pleiades. She had intercepted a message from them to their base in Brooklyn giving their Borg a new light on how to paralyze the thinking abilities of the rest of the world. Yet hidden in those three remaining dots was a microfilm that would start a chain of events that...

  would eventually lead to a new understanding regarding the concept of handsoap. This new brand of handsoap had the side effect of clearing the minds of the people who used it. The brilliancy of the plan lay in the fact that...

  it was backed by an world-wide advertising door to door campaign that would incite people to belong to the "cleanest" soapbox organization. When a mind was cleared of independent thinking, those cleared sections of the brain would create a need to fill the vacuum

  And the evil aliens knew exactly how to fill these vacuums. Their plan was brilliant. The handsoap even had a hypnotizing effect to it. Each and every time an innocent human being would use it, the craving for more soap would start. Soon, millions of people could think of nothing else than washing their hands. However, the aliens had overlooked one important thing....
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  onacruse

  Nah, nah, nah!!!! This thread has nothing to do with Morse code or alien abductions!

  (...) is an obvious reference to the Trinity, the three dots together, each distinct, and yet One corporeality.
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  Faraon

  it was backed by an world-wide advertising door to door campaign that would incite people to belong to the "cleanest" soapbox organization. When a mind was cleared of independent thinking, those cleared sections of the brain would create a need to fill the vacuum

  would eventually lead to a new understanding regarding the concept of handsoap. This new brand of handsoap had the side effect of clearing the minds of the people who used it. The brilliancy of the plan lay in the fact that...

  it was backed by an world-wide advertising door to door campaign that would incite people to belong to the "cleanest" soapbox organization. When a mind was cleared of independent thinking, those cleared sections of the brain would create a need to fill the vacuum...

  And the evil aliens knew exactly how to fill these vacuums. Their plan was brilliant. The handsoap even had a hypnotizing effect to it. Each and every time an innocent human being would use it, the craving for more soap would start. Soon, millions of people could think of nothing else than washing their hands. However, the aliens had overlooked one important thing.... Due to accidents of nature or distribution, sometimes people would stop using their soap and using other brands. This acted as an antibiotic. Prisila, one of the employees at the factory had to go to a charity hospital funded by a competing soap factory because her own factory provided no hospitalization policy for its employees. She had to stay away for three months. Her mind began to
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  Vivamus

  And the evil aliens knew exactly how to fill these vacuums. Their plan was brilliant. The handsoap even had a hypnotizing effect to it. Each and every time an innocent human being would use it, the craving for more soap would start. Soon, millions of people could think of nothing else than washing their hands. However, the aliens had overlooked one important thing....

  Due to accidents of nature or distribution, sometimes people would stop using their soap and using other brands. This acted as an antibiotic. Prisila, one of the employees at the factory had to go to a charity hospital funded by a competing soap factory because her own factory provided no hospitalization policy for its employees. She had to stay away for three months. Her mind began to

  give her some flash-backs. All of a sudden, she would stop what she was doing, and she would see memories of golden days. Days where she was happy, and laughing. She didn't quite understand it. She wasn't a person that could laugh, laughing was wrong and sinful. And yet, here she was, in her memories, she would laugh, a brilliant loud laugh, joy from deep within. She couldn't undertand it, why was she laughing in these momories? She turned to the one person she knew would tell her the truth....
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  SYN

  *rolls over and waits for someone to scratch his tummy*
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  Faraon

  give her some flash-backs. All of a sudden, she would stop what she was doing, and she would see memories of golden days. Days where she was happy, and laughing. She didn't quite understand it. She wasn't a person that could laugh, laughing was wrong and sinful. And yet, here she was, in her memories, she would laugh, a brilliant loud laugh, joy from deep within. She couldn't understand it, why was she laughing in these memories? She turned to the one person she knew would tell her the truth....

  Her ex-boss, Raymundo Franco, a Spanish Don who had been fired for daring to eat with a fired employee. He knew the inner workings of the factory. He had access to the technology that allowed the light messages from the Pleiades to reach Earth and how they were sometimes blocked by a passing planet or star resulting in the darkening of the message. Many times those communications passed near the gravitational area of a black hole reversing the message. This had resulted in the formula being defective and allowing others to be decontaminated. Raymundo Franco then explained to her that the best way to recover her full mental capabilities was to...
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  Vivamus

  * Scratching SYN's tummy, aww, does that make you feel better? *

  Her ex-boss, Raymundo Franco, a Spanish Don who had been fired for daring to eat with a fired employee. He knew the inner workings of the factory. He had access to the technology that allowed the light messages from the Pleiades to reach Earth and how they were sometimes blocked by a passing planet or star resulting in the darkening of the message. Many times those communications passed near the gravitational area of a black hole reversing the message. This had resulted in the formula being defective and allowing others to be decontaminated. Raymundo Franco then explained to her that the best way to recover her full mental capabilities was to...

  not wash herself for several days. Raymundo explained it all. Not washing would result in a system wide break down of any and all soap remains. He did warn her though, the not washing would also result in some curious looks of the still brainwashed people. The people still under influence of the aliens would certainly not understand her not wanting to wash. "Remember", Raymundo spoke to her, "They believe that this soap is heavenly ordained, they believe true salvation can be obtained by washing their hands 20 times a day... at least". She would have to be very careful. She nodded, but was still wondering....
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  TruckerGB

  Might just have gone fishing,or popped down the shops....
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  Faraon

  not wash herself for several days. Raymundo explained it all. Not washing would result in a system wide break down of any and all soap remains. He did warn her though, the not washing would also result in some curious looks of the still brainwashed people. The people still under influence of the aliens would certainly not understand her not wanting to wash. "Remember", Raymundo spoke to her, "They believe that this soap is heavenly ordained, they believe true salvation can be obtained by washing their hands 20 times a day... at least". She would have to be very careful. She nodded, but was still wondering....

  Might just have gone fishing, or popped down the shops....

  Yes. That was the answer. She would tell everyone that while she popped down the shops to make a soap delivery in a nearby fishing village, she fell in a container full of rotten fish. It worked. Even her boss told her to quit making deliveries because people would doubt the efficacy of the soap. This gave her more time to clear her mind of the poison, and started investigating other kinds of soap...