I hate a good book because...

by Beck_Melbourne 15 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Right!

    *slap*

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    *slap* Ouch!

    Hey, what the.....?

    Pope

    Extract from latest Mills and Boon Novel being read by Beck:

    We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of

    leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

    We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.

    Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance.

    I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, Inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselve s to the moment.

    Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.

    As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.

    Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass.

    As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace.

    I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

    She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, ' Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

    This book is only for sale, at the moment, in New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Lancashire.

    Soon to be released in the North of Scotland.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    I found that story rather erotic!

    The chronicles of your youth would make interesting reading...is there a sequel??

    oh btw, I don't know that Baaaabara would have a pelvic floor to thrust at your approaching organ...you may want to edit that to "lift her daggy tail"

    Beck

  • The Alchemist
    The Alchemist

    I read the book Cashmahara by Susan Howatch. It is interesting because it tells a story in consecutive order from the thoughts of 6 people. Each person has a different view. It's a good read.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Beck,

    here's the sequel:

    Pope

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Pope

    When Baaabara said 'eat me', that's not what she meant! ya sicko!!

    Beck

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