by Kenneson 12 Replies latest social current
Aww, that was going to be my comment:
Local needs talk: Inappropriate use of cellular phones.
I'm surprised they didn't say something like this:
"We gave into the demands of the robber in an orderly fashion. We are used to passing around the memorial plate through the entire congregation so that didn't take long at all. The robber was so moved and impressed by our conduct he agreed to a free home bible study. He now serves as a MS in our congregation!"
TR:
They keep it locked so people can't get out! Meeting attendance drops 30% after the first meeting and that was the easiest solution, LOCK EM IN!
Jehovah just happened to be at a donut shop during the assault on his worshippers, so he missed the opportunity to save them personally. However, he arrived on his seraph powered celestial chariot minutes after the police had taken away the culprit. Reportedly, he was pleased w the edmonton police's prompt, efficient actions. Reportedly, his moment of pleasure moved him to delay armageddon to several hours later than the time he had originally planned for it. Reportedly, he also will make some effort at saving one or two of the poliemen involved in the apprehension.
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