|Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency', was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. |
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
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Hell, they never told ME that there was a choice!!!
I luuuv Bill Clinton, America's greatest prez. He da man. By the way, if it were me I'd take the drink... AND the brazen whore!
LOL...I loved that! Good one Xena!
XENA! I heard that joke for the first time in a bar at the StarDust just before I started home Thursday! LMAO! That Hat Guy that performs, LAMAR HARRIS, I purchased his CD. Funny guy with lots of good jokes and doesn't do a bad willie nelson either. The CD is called "Comedy @ The Westward Ho" Tells a lota HO Jokes
Glad ya'll liked it
Yeah Baby! Go Bill !!!
:: I luuuv Bill Clinton, America's greatest prez.
I think I'm gonna throw up.