One thing to keep in mind: we live in a free country and you are under NO obligation to meet with the elders if you don't want to. If the PO does call you telling you he wants to come and talk to you, just say "no, I don't feel like it." He can't FORCE you to and as pathetic as they are, they can't DF you for missing alot of meetings.
One area you might try is inventing some sort of sickness.....it's harder with guys, but maybe tell him that you haven't been to the meetings because you think you may be infected with the West Nile Virus or maybe something contagious. You haven't told your parents as you don't want them to worry and PLEASE don't say anything to them! Elders LOVE knowing other peoples "secrets" and he'd get right off on this.
I got a call a few months ago from one of the elders to discuss MY poor meeting attendence. He asked if he could come over.
I said, "I really don't feel up to it now".
Elder: "Oh, you're not feeling well?"
Me: "No, I haven't felt well for a while".
Elder: "What seems to be the problem"
Me: "Do you really want to know?"
Elder: "Well, yes, I DO want to know" (nosy bastard.......so I let him have it)
Me: Well, I've been having alot of problems with my period lately, and my emotions are right off the deep end and the doctor wants to do some tests to see what's going on down there, it's really bad."
ROFLMFAO!!! You see, no matter what they teach them in Elder School, this is ONE area that NO ELDER (or any man) wants to go near. He got off the phone in record time and I haven't heard from him since.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, do NOT tell them what you really think. Either try the above, or just sit there and say "yes sir, no sir, three bags full"....and just continue on the way you are. In two years you'll be out of there and that'll be that.
Good luck and let us know what happens.