There was a guy stuck in the desert he'd been there for months and months maybe a year. Well he hasn't had sex for ages and is really desperate then all of a sudden he sees a camel, he is so desperate that he would even have sex with a camel. Well he walks up behind the camel and puts down his back pack and is just about to lob it in when the camel moved. He then again walks over to the camel and trys again. The camel moves again. This goes on for about an hour or to when he comes across an oasis and he sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and she is tied naked to a tree. The woman says that she was captured by some Arabs and left there to die she then says that if he unties her she will do anything for him. The man thinks "Wow!" "This is my big chance" So he unties her and she says "Thank you how can I repay you?" The man replies "Could you hold this damn camel still?"