Wow......surely not a popular name?!
Wonder if they are related!
ISP
I. P. Freeley.
by Englishman 39 Replies latest jw friends
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Nanoprobe
Metatron used this one today, I thought it was cute:
Xavier Onassis, representing the Watchtower Society.
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ballistic
Ivor Biggen.
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Kenneson
Phone Pranks
My name is (fictious name). I'm a repairman for the water company. Would you please check your kitchen faucet to see if water comes out? (Pause). It does? Well, what did you expect? Milk?
Good afternoon. We, from the power and light company, are making a survey of refrigerators. Would you check to see if yours is running? (Long pause). Yes it is. Well, you'd better run after it before it runs out the door!
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ISP
Hey that reminds me of a scam that I heard about a while back.
The guy would present himself at an office/business and ask someone to sign for a parcel. The parcel had not been ordered and that would soon become apparent. He would then ask if he could ring his head office about it on their phone! He would call a premium rate line and be on ages. He scammed the company for the phone charges! He would do that all day!
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THP
Gay life in Ireland by William Fitz-Patrick and Patrick fitz-william.
Or
Gay life in Scotland by Ben Dover and Phill MaCavity.
Why Germans go at it alone by Hans Ondick.
THP
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Englishman
I just remembered a fella who used to work for me in Portsmouth, his name was John Curry.
He named his daughter Juanita.
Honestly!
Englishman.
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Farkel
Englishman,
Due to its many woes, The Watchtower Society has recently retained this prestigious firm:
Dewey Cheetam and Howe
Farkel
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OUTLAW
"Treasure in the Toilet" by I.P. Nickles
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wasasister
How many people know "Car Talk" (National Public Radio) closing credits? You know...Click and Clack, the Tappit brothers?
Their Russian Chauffeur: Pickov Andropov
Car Seat Tester: Mike Keister
Official Greeter: Heywood Yabuzzoff
These guys are great. I listen faithfully every week and no nothing about cars!
Edited by - wasasister on 2 August 2002 13:5:15