Femininity, God, Satan & a Truck

by SixofNine 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    There have been alot of post about feminity. This isn't one.

    I am sharing a bit of writing done by my daughter. My 10 year old daughter. My 10 year old daughter, who will be feminine by virtue of being born female. Her femininity, or lack thereof, will be dependant on how much of her genetic makeup is different from that of a child born male. It really is that simple.

    I love that she can write the following without any fear. Fear of God being offended and killing her, fear of Satan noticing and targeting her, fear of her parents being displeased by her thoughts.

    I love her sense of humor too.

    About: God and Satan

    Satan drives an old Ford truck

    God lives in an apt. and reads under the covers with a flashlight.

    Satan bought his truck at Smaah Packs Five Star Ford

    God reads under the covers with a flashlight because his guardian helper type

    men won't let him stay up late because they are overprotecting(as far as God

    thinks) and don't want him to take advantage of his Godliness. I personally

    would do the same. He's a big baby.

    Satan is not jealous of God at all because God can't drive and he can.

    God is multi-colored with envy of Satan because his guardian helper type men

    let him do whatever he wants. God just wants to think that Satan is jealous

    of him even though God knows he isn't.

    Satan wants the phrase, "God knows" to be changed to "Satan knows".

    God knows and decides to think that just because Satan wants a phrase change,

    he's as multi-colored with envy as God himself is.

    Satan is good friends with Smaah Packs and has had him sign many contracts so

    that he can't sell one car to God. But he only considers it a small prank

    compared to what he could do.

    God has tried time and time again to get a car at Smaah Packs Five Star Ford,

    and after the 38th try, he's just starting to think that Satan has a bit

    part in his mishaps with Smaah Packs.

    Satan knows he's the center of the universe.

    God thinks he's the center of the universe.

    Satan makes daily visits to God's nook and leaves whoopie cushions in every

    chair before he leaves.

    God sits down soon after Satan leaves and takes Gas-X because it beats the

    bloat - fast.

    Satan overall has everything in control.

    God's guardian helper type men overall have everything in control.

    Satan buys Glad drawstring trash bags and they never break.

    God buys those bargain bags and they always break.

    Satan finally comes over to God's nook and starts a fight.

    God wins by a single cheerleader kick.

    Satan gets mad and decides to pick on God's dad, named Dog.

    God knows.

    The End

  • lauralisa
    lauralisa

    This is fucking amazing, six

  • Cowboy
    Cowboy

    She's right,ya know....I bought a used Ford truck from Satan,one time....

    Cowboy

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    very impressive. great sense of humour too.

    (and lol @ cb of course)

    SPAZ <-----blown away by six's incredible daughta.

    Edited by - SPAZnik on 1 August 2002 2:19:30

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Satan knows he's the center of the universe.

    God thinks he's the center of the universe.

    That is pretty amazing. And very funny as well. You must be proud of her, Six.

    Viv.

    Edited by - Vivamus on 1 August 2002 2:19:17

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Yup, i drive a ford truck. There is a rack for my forks.

    SS

  • cellomould
    cellomould

    I am astounded.

    Thoughtful she is. Strong in the Force will she become.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Ps.

    With a daughter writing like that, maybe you're not such a bad guy afterall.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    don't get mushy on me.

  • zenpunk
    zenpunk

    I think someone has a brilliant child at home. These are the writings of a genius. That could be published you know, and scholars would spend decades interpreting it.

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