Repent NOW you sinners!

by pale recluse 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • bigfloppydog
    bigfloppydog

    Bring it on, I love bubble baths.

  • ISP
    ISP

    This would be no good.....it cuts out the elders. They love to help erring ones 'repent'.....at least the like to know the details!

    ISP

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    A product that makes an interesting doctrinal stance.

    Since it doesn't contain lamb's blood, it contains brimstone as a reagent, instead.

    Sounds pretty orthodox

  • SYN
    SYN

    Finally, now I won't have to confess to that voyeuristic Judicial Committee anymore!

  • witchywoman
    witchywoman

    Question:

    Will it get rid of these scales that have reappeared on my eyes since I have left the org?

    witchy

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Wash away ALL my sins? Exactly what I needed! Especially since last weekend,... so I am buying a few boxes....

    Viv.

  • FiveShadows
    FiveShadows

    Don't get too excited Vivamus...you turn the box over..and it'll probably say: "Made in Hell" ~FS

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    F.S. Drat, I knew it was too good to be true...

  • Valis
    Valis

    Here's a few you can buy online for you favorite member of the "Dirty Apostate" class.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • NewWay
    NewWay

    I agree with Casseline, but I do think we would need to send the 'industrial strength' version for it to even have a tiny effect!

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