Girls, Here's A Real Catch!

by abbagail 17 Replies latest social relationships

  • abbagail
    abbagail

    From: "blkjwmale" < [email protected]>
    Reply-To: [email protected]
    Date: Thu, 18 Jul 2002 18:27:35 -0000
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: [Let's Share Jehovah's LOVE] Single Brother seeks an affectionate Sister

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    To reply: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/letssharejehovahslove/post?act=reply&messageNum=202
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    Hello sisters. My name is Dennis and I live in Washington, DC
    (United States). I am a 30yo attractive black male, 5'9", 200lbs and
    physically fit. I have been baptized since 1991, but feel short in
    1995 and was reinstated in 2000. We all make mistakes and I am at
    peace with that.

    What I enjoy socially is going to the movies, long drives, weekend
    getaways, reading and writing (motivation and instructional
    material), amusement parks, golfing (full course and miniature), fine
    dinning and cooking (Yes, I can cook!)

    Now a little about myself;

    <div class=quote><b>Like he hasn't talked about himself enough already???</b></div>

    I am a very affectionate man who is
    unselfish and has no children (I don't mind being involved with a
    sister with no more than one child). I work as a legal education
    assistant in Washington, DC, but inspire to start my own business
    soon. I want to put myself in a financial position to take care of a
    wife and children without her having to work. That's right, I don't
    mind having a housewife.

    What I seek in a potential partner/mate/wife/lover is a woman who is
    very affectionate, respects headship, supportive (motivating and
    encouraging), simple in her way of dress and appearance. A woman who
    wants a man in her life and is welling to make him feel/be her King,
    as well as some one who is receptive to being treated like and being
    my Queen. Age is not an issue.

    Distance is not an issue with me. I don't mind managing a long
    distance relationship, in or out of the United States. The way I
    look at it, is that it's only temporary.

    Well, I guess that is it for now. Only if you are a Jehovah's
    Witness (sister), do you need to reply to this invite for
    companionship. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

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    Translation of the above: You will have to STAY HOME ALL THE TIME, NO FANCY CLOTHES, DON'T BRING ANY KIDS WITH YOU 'CUZ I DON"T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS, I WILL M AKE ALL THE RULES AND BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW (I am a legal educator, you know), and YOU WILL HAVE TO KISS MY HEADSHIP WITHOUT QUESTION.

    Any takers? No referral fee. He's ALL YOURS! You can thank me later. <img src='/forum/images/smilies/big.gif' align=middle>

    GRITS

    Edited by - grits on 18 July 2002 16:10:14

  • zenpunk
    zenpunk

    I wonder if he was DF'd for being a chauvinist pig!

  • JanH
    JanH
    Distance is not an issue with me. I don't mind managing a long
    distance relationship, in or out of the United States. The way I
    look at it, is that it's only temporary.

    Translation: "All the local girls shun me like the plague. I am really, really desperate!"

    - Jan

  • Preston
    Preston

    Oh yeah, well he can KISS MY HEADSHIP! LOL. Oh, and I bet this statement will get a lot of attention with the ladies:

    The way I look at it, is that it's only temporary.
    Ha, ha. What a dreamboat!
  • Dutchie
    Dutchie
    respects headship, supportive (motivating and
    encouraging), simple in her way of dress and appearance. A woman who
    wants a man in her life and is welling to make him feel/be her King,
    as well as some one who is receptive to being treated like and being
    my Queen. Age is not an issue.

    Oh yeah!. The man of my dreams.

    I bet he get tons of responses.

    (Jesus, what a jerk!)

  • SYN
    SYN
    What I seek in a potential partner/mate/wife/lover is a woman who is
    very affectionate, respects headship, supportive (motivating and
    encouraging), simple in her way of dress and appearance. A woman who
    wants a man in her life and is welling to make him feel/be her King,

    Oh boy. He must be an Elder.

  • witchywoman
    witchywoman

    Hello bruva blkjwmale,

    or can I just call you Dennis, I just read your love ad. I like to do all them thangs too. I am happy you feel short, cuz I feel short right now. Yup, I am out right now, and I is pregnant too. I am happy you want kids cuz I have five more. They is all good chillin too! They range from 30 years to well you know the one on the way. You are in you 30`s, and I am 55 and is waiting paituntlly on Jehovers kingdom when I will be young again. I will be reinstated any day now. I make a little mistake, sure glad you know what I mean. My dressin is simple, why I don`t have much clothes. See I cain`t get them wif foodstamps.

    I am single and never had a husbin. I am ready to be yur qeenie. I sho nuf be treatin you like a king, and give yu all the luvin yu can stand. Yu sounds so smart too. I sho caint wait to get my hands, I mean, meet yu.

    I`ll be waitin here in the trailor for yur call!

  • Preston
    Preston
    I sho nuf be treatin you like a king, and give yu all the luvin yu can stand.

    OMG witchy, please stop! ROFMAO! I can see the response...

    "Dat done sound rite witchy, are u sho, 'ur sho 'nuf fo me? Well, fut my mouth! If dat aint' a fact! Wud looooove ta meet the chillin, hope uve got it en you fo one mo, I can be a king with a kingdum of my own yungins, and yous be by qeenie!"

  • Stealth
    Stealth

    but feel short in 1995 and was reinstated in 2000. We all make mistakes and I am at
    peace with that.

    Translation: A great peace came over me when the WTS said they would not release the names in the DATABASE.

    (I don't mind being involved with a sister with no more than one child).

    Translation: Then there can never be two or more witnesses.

    That's right, I don't mind having a housewife.

    Translation: Now go get me a beer and get in the kitchen and cook dinner.

    a woman who is very affectionate, respects headship,

    Translation: Respect my headship by giving it some affection. and never complain to the elders about me.

    simple in her way of dress and appearance

    Translation: Don't expect me to buy you any cloths or jewelry.

    A woman who wants a man in her life and is welling to make him feel/be her King

    Translation: Make me your king even though I can't spell worth shit.

    Age is not an issue.

    Translation: Age is not an issue as long as you give good headship.

    I don't mind managing a long distance relationship,

    Translation: That way you can't find out what I was disfellowshiped for.

    The way I look at it, is that it's only temporary.

    Translation: no translation, it is only temporary until I find a younger woman.

  • abbagail
    abbagail

    Ladies Ladies Ladies!!!! I am DYING LAUGHING!!! OMGaaawwwwd! You guys are soooo funny!

    I just KNEW if I posted that here, there would be some great replies from the gals, which is why I did it! The guy was so obviously a jerk, I couldn't believe it as I was first reading it.

    Ahhh, you made the end of my JW-com visit for today a roaring laugh!

    Many Thanks!

    GRITS

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