Limericks R us!

by kat7302 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Klaus Vollmer
    Klaus Vollmer

    Theres an annointed class in the bethel

    that plays with us Hansel and Gretel

    they do so much lie

    molestion deny

    abusing even aunt ethel

    their speaker is named JR

    who drinks the whiskey from the jar

    so he is inspired

    to hide truth so tired

    within theocratical war

    and over the line stands ted jaracz

    who praises the beer in a barrel

    he drinks divine light

    a beer blonde and bright

    moving his butt like a squarrel

    with sorry they look back to UN

    an org so busy like a hen

    here they layed the egg

    the ngo - bag

    and resigned at last with the pen

  • Mommie Dark
    Mommie Dark

    LOL Klaus! Well done!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    The was a young sister from Chichester

    Got tired of elderettes bitching her

    So whilst letting the cat in

    Wearing nothing but satin

    She made the PO of Chichester's breeches stir.

    Englishman.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    LOL@Eman !

    Cheers, Ozzie

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