by kat7302 13 Replies latest jw friends
Okay, we have a JW songs thread going on which you should check out cos its cool but what about a limerick one too????????
Ill start..........
There once were some people so gullible
They lived and they slept by their bible
They were clean, not drug users
But they sheltered abusers
Now the public will sue them for Liable!
That kinda rhymed!!!!!!
I cant believe this post has been up a full five minutes and noone has been struck by inspiration yet!
'Now the public will sue them for liable?' OK, educate me on this one.
Guest 77
I got some Jw cd's the other day, it's volume 4-& 9.. I aint feeling no Church music tho, so i gave them back... It sounded ok, but it needed more signing in there....
Guest77, you have to say it with an English accent - "bi-a-ble"
I see some replies here but Im not getting any poetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on guys!
ugh, jan's first english language attempt at poetry ever:
A bearded odd prophet from Allegheny
who wasn't short of a penny
he bought into some date
lamented the Lord was late
now, that's what happens when you don't get any!
- Jan
...so why not follow up with one about his successor
There once was this Judge with a mission
with a certain talent for fiction
He frequently screwed the flock
made them almost immune to shock
but he sure was pissed off about the Prohibition
Anyway, these guys don't deserve good poetry
- Jan
Prisca, thanks for your comments, it's the 'public' part I was referring to.
Guest 77
guest 77 - sometimes in poetry you have to just use what ever words happen to fit.....limericks arent serious so dont analyse em...well not mine anyway!!!!!!!
give it a go!!!!!
