This was forwarded to me today. I thought it was moderately funny...
The Top Ten Comments You Don't Want To Say At The Meeting
10 - Along with Br. Blanks comment, we can see it's important not to gossip and spread rumors, and some people in here need to start applying that in there lives, and get out of my business!
9 - We know we're in the last days... when I was at the movies yesterday watching Scream part 3, I could see how the actors in the movie couldn't get along and solve a problem without cursing and swearing all over the place.
8 - I know we're all witnesses, so can I get a witness...
7 - Uh, excuse me brother, but your talk is going overtime and KFC closes in 15 minutes, you know what I'm saying?
6 - We need to love our brothers and sisters, even if they stole your man, while you was in the same room!
5 - I was wondering if you could repeat that last point you made, I was sleeping and I just woke up when everyone starting laughing...
4 - Excuse me brother, who is "Gehover"?
3 - We can see that Joseph was very strong in resisting Potiphars' wife, 'cause if that was me! It would've been another story!
2 -It's easy to become spiritually weak, Sister Johnson right here in front of me, was just telling me before the meeting how she hasn't been out in service in 3 months and how she was desiring certain brothers in the Hall,so it can happen.
1 - Excuse me brother, isn't your conscience bothering you up there on the stage?...I just saw you doing the Tootsie Roll last night at Club Thong!