Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

by Leander 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    So it's true....Watching the Simpsons does cause Apostacy!!

    My favorite episode is the one where marge and Bart make friends with the gay guy who owns a collectible store. Homer worries Bart is becoming gay so he takes to a busy freeway, sits Bart in the middle with traffic whizzing by on both sides and tells him to stare at the cigarette billboard that feature some beautiful women on it. Homer comes back several hours later and says to Bart..."So how do you feel..not gay right?" Bart responds, "i'm not sure but I could sure go for a cigarette." Homer: "DOHH !" Homer and Moe later take him hunting and then to a gay steel mill where they all the buffed out workers sing "YMCA". There are really too many episodes to list. I get two re-runs each evening and of course a new episode on Sundays most times. I love 'em. What's really funny is, I used to forbid my children to watch them and one day they coerced me into seeing an episode and I came to realize it is the best satire on TV.

    -BONEZZ

  • Simon
    Simon

    In the "Who shot Mr Burns" episode:

    Moe is strapped to a lie detector. Eddie and Lou administrate the test.
    Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No! [buzz]
    All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
    Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
    _A_ date. [buzz]
    Dinner with friends. [buzz]
    Dinner alone. [buzz]
    Watching TV alone. [buzz]
    All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
    Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
    [weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
    [angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
    deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    Comic book guy:

    "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"

    "I passed the first test. I didn't go blind."

  • dubla
    dubla

    wow, great thread......lots of lols. theres so many good quotes/episodes (as others have said)......tough to pick favorites...........

    (flanders on the phone with rev. lovejoy)

    flanders: "i was reminded of matthew 19:19..."

    lovejoy: (mumbles).."mm, huh?"

    flanders: "love thy neighbor?"

    lovejoy: "OH OH, matthew nineteen, nineteen."

    (homer is hooked up to a lie detector test)

    technician: "im going to ask you a series of questions, and the machine will buzz if you do not answer truthfully"

    "do you understand?"

    homer: "yes." .......(machine explodes into alarm mode, red light spinning on top with sirens buzzing)

    aa

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    great thread! the simpsons is my favorite tv show of all time.

    marge: where are you?

    homer: i'm somewhere where i don't know where i am

    (from the episode where homer stumbles into 3-D land behind the bookshelf hiding from patty and selma)

    i also love the episode where homer trips from eating the super hot pepper at the chili contest.

    so many great ones shows! would love it if fox would run a simpsons marathon some winter weekend!

  • dubla
    dubla

    coming from the loudspeaker in the hospital.......

    "doc martins to podiatry."

    aa

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